AHAHAHAHAHAHA you couldn’t make this up

My dreams usually have quite a long story line, except that I tend forget the previous plot points while it’s still happening. Let alone when I wake up.

It means you can mostly just roll on and pretend it didn’t happen

People remember far fewer of your embarassing moments than you do yourself.

What r you using for the skin

It’s this strange, strange in-game-style menu that pops up if you pull from the right(?) edge of the screen in Windows 8

At least you still woke up in time to save it. My body does this too. I think it must have some kind of intrinsic clock.

A good way to get a feel for how these Alpha kids probably feel is to use something un-Windowsy like RiscOS. I felt similarly helpless

I’d go apeshit happy that they see us as relevant

:-/ F

I do, when nobody’s texted me and I’m bored

Wait, they own the equivalent of 1/3 US yearly GDP?

Well observed. People pour a lot of energy into political actions. The question is what that energy gets used on.

Just wait till they get Lemmy on their iPads

Putin’s permanent swallowed smile is super accurate

Some German words are self-aware

Bruh why does it feel more natural in German.

Finally, a language where CamelCase feels natural

Does anyone know why UUIDs are split into the chunk sizes that they are?

Out of the shower yet?