Omg I absolutely would

I mean it’s not like ships pull up to a star, unless they are spaceships that is.

You can short their stocks

I can and I do

*trollface*

What font is this?

Just one more reason to do your coding in Word.

Oooh, that is tempting. The main pain would be center justifying the code. Perhaps if it was left justified…

They defo are making a black moon face face in this pic

I like that it has perspective. A rarity among emojis

Didn’t they somehow send time info down the power line in some places? Or maybe I’m just misremembering this?

Wait what do US microwaves do? Play the national anthem?

I’ve been thinking – somebody should make a 3rd party YT front page with its own algorithm. Google would probably be livid but we do already have alternarive front ends.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA you couldn’t make this up

My dreams usually have quite a long story line, except that I tend forget the previous plot points while it’s still happening. Let alone when I wake up.

It means you can mostly just roll on and pretend it didn’t happen

People remember far fewer of your embarassing moments than you do yourself.

What r you using for the skin

It’s this strange, strange in-game-style menu that pops up if you pull from the right(?) edge of the screen in Windows 8

At least you still woke up in time to save it. My body does this too. I think it must have some kind of intrinsic clock.

A good way to get a feel for how these Alpha kids probably feel is to use something un-Windowsy like RiscOS. I felt similarly helpless