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Pulp, twice, but they’ve only been in my country twice. 17 years apart.

Mate, i did 12 hours overtime last week and still got my game on.

Holy shit, close. Ours was a paler red

We finally got a family car when i was 16 - a 1978 corolla station wagon.

In the 90’s.

Old cars

some newer ones have actually been designed to avoid this - back in the day it was because veggies were the cheapest and easiest to replace

Bottom shelf of the fridge

actually his response was “eh, if we didn’t have you we’d just tell the customers we lost the data”

I want to skin him and wear him as a hat.

currently rescuing 7tb off a corrupted stripe. My boss does not seem to grasp what Big Deal this is. Ima bout to dig up recovery pricing to slap him with

The point of the 4am code is to grasp a concept. You can clean it up later, but getting a firm grasp on what you want it to do is a solid dragon slaying win

The smash bros tactic

And it reeks

I always thought they sounded like baby wookies

In multimaterial with no post-processing ever required

The more complex the task, the less fucking impressed the proles are.

And involves a lot of sobbing

What do I really want?

Stop fucking jamming it up the arse of everything imaginable. If you asked for a genie wish, make it it illegal to be anything but opt in.

He’s right tho, that’s a bat job