Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

• substance abuse

But chickens dwell in small pink shells under thursday’s moon

Dude just because you don’t get the reference doesn’t make me crazy. The hide on you.

Copypasta joke on a pic of a pelican with its mouth open. Mutated into a tumblr joke about the coy attempts at appearing trustworthy by something utterly untrustworthy

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth

Get the basil crates, 70l and clip in and out so you can just load and go

Aussie, but the strip with a butcher, grocer and IGA is about 60m away, if i want more supermarkety goods i’ll hop on my pushbike or walk the 1.4km to Europa

In html you end a text style with a /

So think of how you put an asterisk around words to bold / italicise them on sm. In html it would be <b>bold</b> or <i>italics</i>. The slash is an “end format” indicator

So /s or /sarcasm means “end sarcasm” and indicates by reasoning that the previous statement was sarcasm.

The diamond brackets got dropped because with them they were being interpreted as actual html commands on early forums

Knowledge and skill have now been demonised

Depends on who you’re seeing, what time, etc. for a GP you’re waiting as long as the ones in front of you take. I actually don’t mind that so much, in my case it’s because my regular gp hates metrics and doesn’t give a fat shit what the clinic wants. He takes as long as is needed with each patient (and bills them all as standard consults) Unfortunately he also sees a lot of little old ladies, so sometimes it blows out.

Recently found out we were inadvertently exposed to a shitton of lead dust. Monday we decided to get tested, yesterday (Tuesday) morning i got the consult, gp wrote me up the paperwork, I scooted the while four meters to the phlebotomist, they took blood and urine, should hear back today /tomorrow, already received my medicare refund. Same with hubs, although he tacked on getting his flu/rsv and latest covid vaccinations done at the same time. Australia here for the record.

The suppository of all knowledge

Pulp, twice, but they’ve only been in my country twice. 17 years apart.

Mate, i did 12 hours overtime last week and still got my game on.

Holy shit, close. Ours was a paler red

We finally got a family car when i was 16 - a 1978 corolla station wagon.

In the 90’s.

Old cars

some newer ones have actually been designed to avoid this - back in the day it was because veggies were the cheapest and easiest to replace

Bottom shelf of the fridge

actually his response was “eh, if we didn’t have you we’d just tell the customers we lost the data”

I want to skin him and wear him as a hat.