After twelve drinks the Probably War Crime and Definitely War Crime buttons look basically the same, and there’s a fucking lot of them

Look everybody, it’s an Other!

(everyone hated that and took it personally)

Update: It turns out the solution to my problem is Read More Theory

But on the bright side, they do have UBI

It’s half and half. There are occasionally kidnappings and armed robberies where I live so I’m grateful to have the right to defend myself, it’s good to be prepared for any unforseen disaster that might befall us, and I think firearm ownership is an important political right (it seems very suspicious that some of the people who are most eager to impose their political ideas on the rest of us are also very eager to ban one of the tools we might use to stop them). But honestly I just like guns, shooting is fun and I do it competitively, they’re interesting machines to study and tinker with and they have a lot of interesting military history attached to them.

Eww no, he’s such an autist

You seem to be under the impression that this post is about travel experiences, which is reasonable but incorrect. The commentor you’re replying to has correctly deduced that this post is an opportunity for everyone to engage in the America Bad ritual and signal their tribal loyalty.

Harley Davidson would have a hell of a year

Ok but is it the best Chernobyl disaster in town or is it fucking mid with a clever sign?

Move on, send more messages. Understand that women get bombarded with messages, like 100+ every day, and they can’t respond to all of them. You didn’t make the cut this time but eventually you will.

Put a lot of thought into your college major. Pick the hardest one you can actually do. Take it easy on the substances, especially stimulants and depressants (yes, this 100% includes alcohol). Exercise regularly, sports are ideal because they’re also social so you’re getting two birds stoned at once. If you don’t like flossing, buy a water flosser. Don’t have kids until you’re in a stable relationship and you both have good jobs. Get used to living on 90% of your salary, the difference in terms of stress between slightly under-spending and slightly over-spending is enormous.

You’ll get through this, you’re a fighter

I’m guessing it’s so the phone doesn’t interfere with a weapon

YouTube comments have been a braindead trainwreck pretty much since the beginning

I would miss Mexican for sure but this is also my answer.

Excellent choice. I hope you’re happy with barbecue, fast food hamburgers, and all-day breakfast.

Look at how they massacred my boy

I guess the same way all of the other ones get enforced, imperfectly

We need a binding international treaty implementing carbon taxes.

They’re unpopular so we need to take this decision out of the hands of politicians who might be tempted to defect the next time they’re up for reelection, they should only be responsible for the implementation of the policy that was already agreed to and can’t easily be wriggled out of.