Sir…this is a Wendy’s.

Google search says it’s cannabis. Maybe you lucked out and get some good smoke outta it?

Truly understood the bleak outlook of a gunslinger

So I looked up Fort Knox, which holds 147 million ounces of gold, and then I found out that probably the rarest coin in the world is held there.

The 1974 aluminum cent.

And me being really stoned right now, forgot the question.

Damn lol.

Well…

gestures at the world on fire with encroaching fascism all around

Ooo ooo do me next! I have zero idea how I’m doing, but I haven’t been banned anywhere. I think lol

They are literally sending wounded soldiers back to the front on crutches, lol.

If that isn’t like Mordor, then what is?

" I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player." - John Kruk absolute unit and legend First Baseman.

Eat relatively healthy, stay hydrated, and get 7 hours of sleep.

cracks a beer and stuffs a jalapeño popper in his gob

Yeah, but then I’ll be in a health food store or a gym.

I spoiled a part of Infinity War back in the day, and I’d expect a 305 lb katana wielding fedora wearer to appear out of the shadows at my door. Those dudes were pissed and drunk me didn’t even know I did it until the mod that banned me for a month pointed it out.

The amount of minable materials in the vast area of Siberia could have set russia up as an economic powerhouse. That’s why China is helping them run themselves into the meat grinder in Ukraine. The inevitable collapse will allow them to scoop up the area.