Your nerd quotient.

Its an animated gif of Stargate Command’s Dial up device

Ended up here after seeing a bluesky post about him. Hes got a decent arm! https://www.mlb.com/news/joey-gallo-plans-to-try-pitching

Had a stroke material if I ever saw it.

1. Don’t copy bullshit from inspiration posters

2. If you feel like you have to, use proper spelling and punctuation.

3. Seriously just don’t. Each person’s journey through life is unique and we would rather see what you have for a good muffin recipe (because who doesnt like muffins?)than your shitty take on whatever slice of hell life threw at you.

So:

Chocolate Chip Muffins

¾ cup milk

½ cup vegetable oil

1 large egg

2 cups all-purpose flour

½ cup white sugar

2 teaspoons baking powder

½ teaspoon salt

¾ cup mini semi-sweet chocolate chips

1 ½ tablespoons white sugar

1 tablespoon brown sugar

Gather all ingredients. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Grease a 12-cup muffin tin or line cups with paper liners

Combine milk, oil, and egg in a small bowl until well blended.

Combine flour, 1/2 cup sugar, baking powder, and salt together in a large bowl, making a well in the center.

Pour milk mixture into well and stir until batter is just combined; fold in chocolate chips.

Spoon batter into the prepared muffin cups, filling each 2/3 full.

Combine 1 ½ tablespoons white sugar and 1 tablespoon brown sugar in a small bowl; sprinkle on tops of muffins.

Bake in the preheated oven until tops spring back when lightly pressed, about 18 to 20 minutes.

Cool in the tin briefly, then transfer to a wire rack. Serve warm or cool completely.

Enjoy.

Sir…this is a Wendy’s.

Google search says it’s cannabis. Maybe you lucked out and get some good smoke outta it?

Truly understood the bleak outlook of a gunslinger

So I looked up Fort Knox, which holds 147 million ounces of gold, and then I found out that probably the rarest coin in the world is held there.

The 1974 aluminum cent.

And me being really stoned right now, forgot the question.

Damn lol.

Well…

gestures at the world on fire with encroaching fascism all around

Ooo ooo do me next! I have zero idea how I’m doing, but I haven’t been banned anywhere. I think lol

They are literally sending wounded soldiers back to the front on crutches, lol.

If that isn’t like Mordor, then what is?

" I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player." - John Kruk absolute unit and legend First Baseman.

Eat relatively healthy, stay hydrated, and get 7 hours of sleep.

cracks a beer and stuffs a jalapeño popper in his gob

Yeah, but then I’ll be in a health food store or a gym.

I spoiled a part of Infinity War back in the day, and I’d expect a 305 lb katana wielding fedora wearer to appear out of the shadows at my door. Those dudes were pissed and drunk me didn’t even know I did it until the mod that banned me for a month pointed it out.

The amount of minable materials in the vast area of Siberia could have set russia up as an economic powerhouse. That’s why China is helping them run themselves into the meat grinder in Ukraine. The inevitable collapse will allow them to scoop up the area.