It’s a quote from a YouTube person (Liam, of the old Super Best Friends channel)

… Edited atop an actual GBA magazine advert cuz that’s funny.

The Gameboy Advance. Fuck you. It was like a mini Super Nintendo in your hand. Suck my dick. Fuck you.

Mine’s boring

Stuff related to a job I just got

No

No

But also I’m Brazilian. “The law is just a suggestion” is ingrained into the fundamental flesh of our culture. People who are sticklers for the law are setup and punchline all in one here.

JD Vance just existed

The pope died of cringe from experiencing Vance’s presence.

I don’t know. One of my friends in college was an astrology girl but I made a point to not ask her for details (OR tell her about the thing I learned at my internship–)

HUEHUEHUE please do NOT give stray cats and dogs handjobs.

But as the other poster said – It means “half joking”

Neither? I’d wash my hands off the whole thing “on your head be it if this goes to shit”.0

Not calling the authorities, also not going to need torture to tell them what I know if you get caught.

Horoscopes on radio shows? Made up on the spot or stolen from google. And I’m willing to bet the ones on newspapers and websites are too.

I wonder how many astrology girlies would have their hearts broken by this.

Learned this when I interned at a radio station. (My field is communications; Journalism + Marketing.)

The cats and dogs out in the street are free. You can just bring a friend home. /hj

I can’t argue with that.

If it is any consolation – It was most likely a robot.

Like 99% of large reddits are almost entirely moderated by a modbot, and the modbot is stupider than your average LLM assistant (and LLM assistants aren’t very smart), while also being extremely strict.

Deviantart, Mastodon (check the #portfolioDay hashtag, it’s all artists self-promoting, they do it every few months, and many of them have commissions open), Furaffinity (a lot of people in fA don’t JUST draw furries!)

Doesn’t work on me, my car is all banged up and I don’t give two shits about it as long as it remains road-legal.

Unmarketable?

Exist as an out-and-out queer person. And don’t whitewash it. Talk openly about – Queer stuff. The stuff you’ve done with intimate partners, the stuff that turns you on or off, et cetera.

Basically, be a queer person who acts like the average straight dude. Totally harmless, if rather obnoxious, and corporations won’t touch you with a pole the length of the earth’s circumference.

It’s less that “everything goes to shit at 28” and more that “as you age your body becomes worse and worse at recovering from shit it used to shake off like it was nothing”

Allergic reactions, pains from being sedentary or from doing exercise wrong or from overwork, drinking and hangovers, obesity, genetic conditions you were always prone to – Stuff that as a younger person wasn’t so much of a problem even if it was there, start being more and more of a problem. And more and more of a danger.

Breaking a leg as an 18 year old and breaking a leg as a 30 year old are radically different experiences.

The better you take care of your body, the less bad it is. But well. You’re aging.

!mlp@pawb.social would make me happy. I know the fandom is in a bit of a slump since Gen 4 ended like 6 years ago and Gen 5 wasn’t very good, but I like my horsies. And if the Avatar fandom can survive not just Korra existing but no new shows for 11 years, we could survive MLP’s drought.

A lively Brazilian community would also be pretty nice. There’s a whole brazilian instance (lemmy.eco.br iirc) but it’s a ghost town.

Is cool :)

Description says “women only trans inclusive”

… I’m a he/they queer man, so I shan’t say anything. But I might have a look at the place anyway.