Whoosh…

Then you need a printer, printer ink, an envelope, and stamps. If you really don’t send mail out that frequently, I can see the appeal of it. Could easily be cheaper. I also imagine it might have some utility to ADHD folks.

In my mind, I always envisioned a scene that explains why Christianity struggled to take off in India.

I imagine an old missionary, some old missionary in a robe, holding a Bible, talking to the locals in India and telling them about Jesus.

Missionary: “And that is why you should follow the teachings of Christ!”

Local, thumbing through Bible: “you know, you’re right. This Jesus guy does sound really great. Thanks for telling us about him!”

Missionary: “wonderful! So you’ll worship him as your Lord and savior?”

Local: “Sure! Alright boys, add this Jesus guy to the wall!”

Camera pans over, and some stone mason starts adding the name Jesus to a large wall listing hundreds of various gods, in a position of no particular centrality or importance.

<Missionary curses and wanders off.>

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule than there are stars in the entire solar system!

I see nothing wrong with a giant wooden stamp.

False. Civilization only dates back to September 1991.

I was also never sure how to separate “things” from “experiences.” Is a fancy cocktail while I’m on a beach vacation a thing or an experience? If I buy a new table saw for my hobby woodshop is that a thing or a experience?

We don’t normally buy things and then bury them in a hole in the ground. We buy them because we intend to use them, even if that use is just for decoration. Our things enable experiences, and our experiences require things.

The line between thing and experience has always been very blurry to me.

I approve of this.

Literal farmer. In the dirt.

Americans love overcomplicating things in general, and particularly love using overly specific and technical names for stuff. There’s acronyms everywhere, and things are named after weird technicalities. Like nobody says “retirement account”, they call it “401(k)”, named after the paragraph in the law which defines it.

As a plus, I can greatly confuse and terrify an Irish person by telling them about the thousands I send “to the old IRA” every year. 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVpv8-5XWOI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc

Simple. Just have the court rule that the court is constitutionally MANDATED to mine Bitcoin on the government’s dime! 😂

The result of this should be a bot that says, “I don’t know, should I transfer you to a real person?” a lot, but should hopefully never hallucinate or teach someone how to build a bomb or something.

This is in contrast for the AI agent for my company, whose customer service number is 1-800-BLD-A-BMB.

Yesterday.

Good dick also makes men make stupid decisions!

Dated a trans guy for several years, thought I would marry him. Paid for his top surgery. Got it done at the same time I got my bottom surgery. We broke up a year later. Don’t pay for someone’s medical treatment unless you’re married to them. :/

That’s easy enough. But for the love of god, don’t morph into colony insects like ants or bees!

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No, they would turn into a normal bird. The extra mass is shunted into z-space where afterwards it can be called back to return the shifter to their previous form. Just don’t stay a bird for more than two hours.