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Nooooo, dont do that, I’m busy speed running Mario64

Cosmic rays have mass?

I’m inbescribable

I don’t think they talk about anything. I think they strip naked, wear diapers, and play in a giant padded room with rainbows and nursery rhymes.

Bold of you to assume I shower.

How could I forget about a single fuckup, in a mountain of fuckup?

They need to rename the maccas where scomo shit himself.

And universities

And vodka

And bottled water

And magazines

And morality

Oh boy, I sure do love stripping all the oil off my skin, creating the perfect conditions for soap resistant, stink producing bacteria to thrive in the desert wasteland of my pores, and making me smell worse in the long run.

Thank you big soap!

You may fall in love with the perfect person, but nobody stays the same forever. You’re statistically likely to grow apart, and break up.

An “adult relationship” isn’t necessarily about love, but rather being the dependable one who will push the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” button you were meant to wear on your wrist, but forgot, because your grandkids were fucking around near the medicine cabinet and switched your drugs up. Now your hip has been displaced and you involuntarily donated fertiliser to the shopping mall floor at 7:45am.

My journal

and at worst it smells “interesting”.

I hope you never a fart so gross it makes you disappointed in yourself.

How can you say you love your cat if you don’t open mouth kiss it?

Lemmy! Give me your power to overwrite everyone’s tier 0 choice!

why would you want a method based on a famously developmentally-challenged child?

Fir’st of all, ABLEIST!!!

Second of all, appreciate the wisdom of Ralph

Fourth and 5th of all: your cats breath smells like cat food.

Wow, so blessed to be the be the ‘board game guy’. I sure do love being dependable and perceived as not valuing my time.

This general attitude towards giving up when something becomes unfamiliar is wild to me, because in any discipline they’re even slightly good at, they’d take a minor hurdle as a learning experience, plus they have you to walk them through it, so it really isn’t a big deal.

This was made abundantly clear when I installed the Jellyseerr app (basically just a webapp) on my Dad’s phone, logged in for him and walked him through this process:

• Use the search bar
• Select the show
• Select the season you want
• Click request

“That’s too complicated I’ll just ask you when I want to watch something”

I sent him a Signal message in a new group called “Jellyfin guide”. It should be easy to find since I’m his only Signal contact.

Just follow the guide.

A week later, “hey can you download this for me?”

I don’t think anyone would say a train operator killed a person. I’d go as far as to say the operator is about as responsible as the passengers.