No. If there was a pee tape, Trump himself would sell it and his voters would buy it too. This is a man who sold his own mug shot.

If Russia has something on him, it is dear old fucktons of money. Or we have to prepare to the scarier scenario where he’s not being blackmailed into doing Putin’s bidding, he really wants to be Putin.

My wife routinely makes me remove car keys or other bulkier things from my pocket because they “make me look bigger”.

I love my wife dearly I really do. But she deserved having to put things in her bra. Maybe I should start putting my car keys in the front of my underwear. As a fashion statement.