Bizzle

With ST Joshi’s annotations of course

No but I did when my mom got remarried

The Color Out of Space, I think he does really well in that and it’s scary as fuck.

The Wicker Man, because of the scene with the bees is priceless.

And of course, Mandy. I will not elaborate further, just watch it.

Probably like some Brian Eno

Revved up like a deuce, in the middle of the night

I have my grandma’s speed square I use it every day, it’s from 1987

What if it’s a bar fight

I’d be in my own house, although it may look a little different. The guy that lives there would, presumably, be very confused. So I’d show him pictures of it on my phone and he would probably be even more confused and probably burn me alive as a witch.

I’m actually a real Chad when it comes to backing in, can’t speak for others. But I also can’t see when I’m backing out, and I will win a fender bender because my bumpers are steel and quite high. So trust me my guy, it’s better for everyone that I back in.

I read a short story… I don’t remember the name of it… Anyway the guy goes back in time and kills Hitler, only to discover upon his return that everything was worse. So he went back and stopped himself.

I drive a pickup and I always back in, because I’m not trying to back up into traffic. It feels irresponsible.

Well the first bullet point explicitly says “a random rural area in your country” so yeah

I’m not going to prison, and the police are unlikely to believe me. So I would dispose of the body best I could, scrub my shit down, and start going south until I hit Mexico.

Same thing I do for money now, handyman shit

Lmfao I’m about to do this to my kids. Thanks for the share.

Pretty much all roots reggae, Wailing Souls, Culture, Buju Banton. Reggae answers the question “what if Christian Rock was cool”

19 year old me would say “lmfao, how are you still alive?”

This is the only correct answer.

Listen, sometimes I bang the gong. If you can’t “handle that”, maybe it’s time you find friends that don’t work on the railroad in 1850.

The next time Mrs Bizzle calls me a degenerate for my deep fryer experiments I’m going to bring this up, wow. I’d never heard of this.