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TEMU

HIRED!

I have never understood the entire concept, coleslaw is revolting to me. I like cabbage just fine, but what they do to it… ugh

at least with the china she’s already getting out the dishes. with the plastic, I have no idea how long it would take to strip the furniture, but it’s not a quick process lol. it was so strange.

You always knew houses with smokers and without. Hit you walking in the door and put a sepia tint on reality - walls, popcorn ceiling, all kinds of shit. But what kids today will never know:

Plastic covered furniture. People covered their couches and easy chairs with plastic. it was wild.

Google it, people had fitted plastic covers made for all their furniture. I don’t know if anyone ever took the covers off “oh the pope is coming over let’s go all out” attitude but it was a distinct thing.

the smell of all those pelts would gag an asteroid maggot.

nah, it’s all ‘recovered’ imperial hardware - fuck they had AT-ATs and AT-STs all over the place, bet some some of the power modules or turbolasers could fetch some credits. and you have a ready, motivated recovery crew with the ewoks.

but get it quick, the remnants of that space station are going to deorbit rapidly and uh, sorry endor-ians, war is hell and all