There’s no way he topped an ostrich…
If anything, the ostrich fucked him…
And it was ashamed afterward…
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
There’s no way he topped an ostrich…
If anything, the ostrich fucked him…
And it was ashamed afterward…
Pfff… Didn’t even calculate for the rate of evaporation of the water… Amateur…