My problem with this kinda question is always the fact that I have kids. There is so much I wanted to do in life that was made essentially impossible by having them, and I wish I could go back and push having them off a little further out so I could have achieved a bit more. I guess if I could go back, but be guaranteed that I’d end up with the same children, maybe at a later date, or maybe just accomplishing my life goals earlier, then I’d be able to hit that big red reset button.

Was supposed to be the thing the kid says in the “pork chop sandwiches” Gi Joe spoof, but everyone seems to think it’s a reference to Jeff Dunham

Remember that you don’t really pay $0. That money comes from taxes, which generally you’re paying. However, those taxes are vastly cheaper than how much healthcare costs in the states.

If you guesstimate 20 breaths a minute vs 10,000 steps a day, the steps one wins.