Musk not going to Mars anymore. Musk exiting Tesla consumer space. Ha! Ha! Haaaa! The inevitable collapse of his entire house of cards has begun! Soon he will join the fent zombies he so despised, leaning in the street!

I can’t agree. There’s nothing so hearty and warming to the soul as a nice hot bowl of Gazpacho soup.

He has no willpower because he’s never had to exercise it.

You don’t always have to come back to the same general time.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

If Netanyahu’s involved, you can be sure there’ll be dead children.

Pay attention to politics. It used to bore/irritate me when I was a kid and something about politics came on the TV. Now it just irritates me.

Random noises when sitting!

On the plus side, most of us will be dead in 100 years, so it we won’t have to deal with it anymore.

I wonder if holy water ever gets swapped out? How many hands and babies have been dunked before it’s changed?

And if you have houseplants, is your house then an indoor greenhouse?

Palantir.

I’ve been doing most of those since I was in primary school.

Hippos. In Fantasia, they’re delicate ballet-dancing animals. In reality, they’re ravenous maws, obliterating everything they become aware of.

Or someone on Reddit with the ever-useless, “That never happens to me”.

No. I depress the keys with telekinesis.

Bitsy Pookums

I like Calvin & Hobbes

And Mr Krabs’ daughter is a whale.

Depressing realisation about life: It ends.

Positive benefits about life: It ends.

I never farted quietly when I was younger, I’m not about to start now!