that doesn’t mean I have to support a violent uprising. Last time I checked that didn’t work well for the capital rioters.

What? You mean the people that faced no consequences for their insurrection? Seems like it worked out quite well for them.

I can also smell ants but only after I squish them.

My superpower is I can accurately pour one or one half cup of rice by sight and feel without going by the line on the measuring cup.

Austin is probably the fakest “liberal” city in the US. If you have to live in Texas live in Dallas.

Or the Pope?

Yes, it is absolutely normal for 17 year-olds to have sex. Yes, it is absolutely normal for parents to practice harm reduction rather than risk them getting charged with a sex crime by being discovered going at it in a parked car. It is even normal for parents to provide condoms.

You’re the weirdo that turned it into “helping kids fuck.” I suppose you’re picturing guiding the dick in for him.

You’re fucking weird.

Well fuck you then.

Alcoholism.

It’s to prevent people from buying the CD, ripping it (or taping it back in the day), and returning the CD with a free copy of the music.