this could be a number of things, some of which can be fatal. lab tests or imaging for these things are cheap, but only available at hospital and what else do you expect from random internet people than “haul your ass to hospital and ask someone irl that actually knows”

it’s not solved, it’s just companies saying that they think it will be solved in the future

none of that shit works and won’t work for a good minute, cryonics is rapture for nerds that take scifi way too seriously

what we already know tho is that because there’s one payment to store meat popsicle effectively forever and this shit is ran by true believer techbros, it tends to run out of money pretty regularly. that means they run out of liquid nitrogen and meat popsicles thaw, and this already happened more than once

i’m convinced that rhyming slang is just 19th century coal mine brainrot. you cannot change my mind