Yes, that’s my plan too, to behead another highlander.
But what if the eternal prize is just a scratchcard or a McDonalds coupon?

Was his left hand already in prison for ugly drawing? SCNR

Just stomp on it barefoot.

Occationally one of these physics mini-games:

• Soccer physics
• Wrestle jump 2
• Basic biking

https://ottoojala.itch.io/

And for a short (fart-joke) laugh:
https://boern.itch.io/diarrhea-4
(but that’s Browser/Windows/Linux based - not Android directly)

P.S. Still searching for a modern Android port of Spaghetti and Marshmallows

You mean Joe the cuck?

we could never set a foot on it

I’m not talking about sex

It’s ok Quentin.

But if somebody offers you a peanut, you should totally take it.

I thought you would suggest Big Trouble in Little China.

Looks like bad hair day Enderman

Don’t give up. Somewhere in the future there is a vault for you too.

Voldemort agrees (in different languages): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z80axPA_gTs

The convenient toe remote.

That’s what satire was invented for. /s

I only do side quests and never get the main quest done.

But look how the FPS are going up.