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hddsx@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
221·20 days agoI don’t know how old you are but when I was in school, this was just going out of style. They saw this as job security. If you’re the only one who can work on the code, then they won’t fire you
hddsx@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Why did Montreal need to prove that it's a real place? What happened to the people who called it Montimaginary
5·30 days agoDoes real mean real or royal? While French and Spanish are different languages, they are part of the same language family. The real in Real Madrid means royal.
hddsx@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You're given $20,000 USD (or the equivalent in your local currency) to spend, but anything still left by the end of the day you lose for good. What are you spending it on?
2·1 month agoOkay, I’m curious. What do you have at home that you would drop $20k immediately?
Are you talking repair equipment or like a server cabinet?
hddsx@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You're given $20,000 USD (or the equivalent in your local currency) to spend, but anything still left by the end of the day you lose for good. What are you spending it on?
3·1 month agoCan you sign up for an appointment and put the money in escrow to be redeemed after the appointment?
hddsx@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•YSK: GIT LFS is technically called Filey McFileface
2·2 months agoIs git LFS equivalent to git vfs?
Broke the fuck out? Bought than found out?
Looked like it popped off quickly but fizzed out in the end.
hddsx@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You wake up as a random 10-year-old in 2002 with your memories intact. In your hand is a USB drive with a backup of Wikipedia as of Jan 1 2025. You must keep your identity secret. What do you do?
8·2 months agoHow fucked up is it that I needed your comment to understand the comment of who you replied to? Jesus
Oof.
I don’t know enough about node and Angular to be offended but the gopher crab may be more offensive than the vim one.
What is pip and react js supposed to be? And also the crab thing
Are you a previous hire at my company? You sound like you should be a manager here with those great ideas
Yeah I’m looking for a new job but I have to develop skills people want now.
You know there are object oriented languages? Well, try three different retired programmers who made attempts to implement objects three different ways into C.
It’s great!
What are tests and test automation? What documentation? What’s a code review? Can you please come talk to my boss?
Our tech debt could buy Twitter, sorry, X.
Our tech debt could buy EA from the Saudis.
Our tech debt could buy Apple outright.
Send help
I’m not sure what the benefits of unraid are but for better or worse, I’ve been running Linux servers since 2007 or so, so……
I also used arch now and full time for a few years in the 2010s. I like it, but they put in breaking changes occasionally that I don’t want to have to deal with for a server.
I was on CentOS and switched to Debian because of IBM/RH
That wasn’t the question. The question was whether you should trust the number and the answer is no. It could be correct or it could be incorrect. There’s not enough data to determine it.
LLMs work as predictive models. If you ask 10 people to estimate the height of a tree, and 8/10 estimate that it’s 10 ft tall, 2/10 estimate that it’s 8 ft tall, the most likely LLM answer is that it’s 10 ft tall. It doesn’t matter that if you actually go and measure the tree that it’s actually 15 ft tall. The LLM will likely report 8

“With almost no accent”
You have an accent