Kimis tend to be fast

Eh, it wasn’t that bad really, only when compared to original top gun

Same here. For some fucking reason reading is so damn difficult

Error: pull your head out of your ass

Hey I got this error what do

NaCl

the only one of my friends with a PHD is also the most supervillain-y.

I can’t name anyone I know with PhD but I do know a lot of medical doctors and students. Bro those people are just built different. Looking at my sister she seems like a superhuman with how she’s juggling work, studying and still managing to be the “mom-core” at home that keeps their family running. Huge respect for her, but she could for sure make a good supervillain

I think you’re confusing lawn with carpet, and penis with vagina.

That happens to everyone though so no judgement. This one time I was sucking this dick for a good 10 minutes before realizing it’s not pussy

It’s usually better to read the post before writing a comment

Lemmy is god

It’s quite similar scenario. This service is getting shittier to use, so you recommend paying more

“just give the bully more money and he’ll stop bullying”

Crappy bots with no real utility replying to random comments

Counter argument:

GROND

I loved the spammy bots in LOTR memes & Prequelmemes comms

I can go to local brewery bar and ask them to fill a 2 litre canister for me

I see you’ve trained your autocorrect well

What?

Also sued by Oracle

Almost any gadget to some degree.

Mobile phone has a lot of features for sure, you can have anything from cameras to navigation, flashlight, MP3 player etc but none of those features can really match to a purpose built device.

Mobile phones get especially crippled when you’re days out without a chance to charge.

Did Elon say “(chokes on a dick)no homo”?

I spent first 8 years in a Christian school, took me to adulthood to learn that evolution theory is not just a “unproven hypothesis”

This is why we praise them and spin every statement in a positive light

“I admire your creativity, but no we do not currently allow emojis in usernames”

I’d argue the end-users are animals. Primitive at that