We might need you to take the Turing Test to be sure.

Thumb drive.

Whoever wants to. Hasn’t this been the FOSS signature forever? If you don’t like where it’s going fork it.

Fork

That’s efficient compared to the people I worked with. Next you’ll tell me they didn’t leave shit stains on the toilet seat.

The only people I do this stuff for is my parents, because they certainly did a lot for me over the decades. Also, if I don’t do these things for them, some asshole will drain their bank accounts because their passwords would be the names of their children.

I really enjoyed The Legend of Eli Monpress series, though it’s not pop culture.