Misusing clinical terminology? Check

Gangstalking conspiracies? Check

Yeah, OP needs help

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/ Is the closest thing that I know of

It’s not a scam but it’s also not likely to lead to a job. Large companies that get massive amounts of applications use them. But smaller companies may also get a lot of applications and just do traditional phone screens, so who knows?

I kill literally every plant. But somehow I got an aquarium and planted shit underwater and those flourish? But I overwater every land plant???

I care about my health but I also can’t wrap my head around being old

Wait until you find out about terrible stomach viruses! I did that in about a week. Silly hospital had to rehydrate me with all that water weight, but I still came out way lighter!

Maybe something in children’s media or Hallmark movies?

It’s not actually illegal. It’s just weird.

The “step” adds some plausible deniability so you don’t get as creeped out

Kibble is actually pretty nutritious?

Read Thomas Piketty

Seems like you’re asking because you got upset about something. So, right now

There have been over a million conscripts in Ukraine afaik. They haven’t even hit 50k deaths TOTAL (including civilians might make it just above that).

Most? Stop with the disinformation. It would be one thing if the number was close but it isn’t.

Mostly die? Maybe a quarter of Ukranian troops have become casualties. Deaths are maybe 1/4th of the casualties

We’re being invaded by a country that’s much more well-resourced than us? Then yes.

But I dont believe we are…

Why so anti-Bluetooth?

If you have the big 3 frozen, that’s more than enough

Jeeves, why would the world be a different place if Ask Jeeves won the search engine wars?

Sometimes you can let the water run. Sometimes you just gotta let the faucet drip reeeeeeaaaallly slowly

Wait but… what do I do with all my notes?

Also what’s your mother’s maiden name haha just say it punk