Nah, I just process it with my mighty system of organs.
Jerkface (any/all)
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Distilled water. That tang. I’m told it’s stripping my body of minerals but 1) I don’t really believe it and 2) I really don’t care, it’s fucking delicious.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your plan for not dying?English
6·1 day agoThe name on my Park Run card is “Do Not Resuscitate”
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do I deal with someone who's been shitting in front of my house?English
2·8 days agoTsk, you just told us SO much more. scribbles notes
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do I deal with someone who's been shitting in front of my house?English
31·8 days agoYou’re telling us more about yourself than you might intend.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•In the future, there will be a sad scene of a widow watching AI porn of their dead spouseEnglish
3·13 days agoHow is this any sadder than just closing your eyes and thinking really hard while you crank one out
Yeah, why didn’t I provision multiple backbones to my NOC? So shortsighted!
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would be the most optimal way to have good bodily nutrition with the lowest cost per meal?English
2·21 days agoI’m sure the downvotes were due to acknowledging the intolerable suffering forced on vulnerable individuals.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would be the most optimal way to have good bodily nutrition with the lowest cost per meal?English
22·21 days agoThis is also false. All plants have all essential amino acids. You are citing debunked and dated research.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•"Fed-iverse" can be rephrased as "Fe-diverse", which suits Lemmy more.English
12·22 days agookay but I say fedi-verse (deceptively) like a normal person
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would be the most optimal way to have good bodily nutrition with the lowest cost per meal?English
88·22 days agoThere is no need to supplement protein. If you are getting enough calories from beans or rice (either individually) you are automatically getting enough protein. Protein deficiency is not a real thing. The cultural obsession with protein is harmful. Chicken mainly contributes obesogens and antinutrients, you’re better off without it. To say nothing for the chicken.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do you count on your fingers? How high can you count?English
5·25 days ago0-F on each hand using the tip of the thumb on the joints and tips of the fingers, giving a total range of 0-FF. It’s a pain to decode to decimal so just use hex.
Awww, leave little SQLite alone, stick to picking on MySQL
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you're average looking and have an anxiety/depression disorder, how did you find your significant other?English
1·1 month agoI feel like the belief that physical appearance is the most significant factor in attracting a mate itself betrays a vast misunderstanding and suggests a need for deep self-work.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Does anyone have experience with Mumble?English
84·1 month agoNo, they moved to Discord because there was a for-profit corporation that was extremely motivated to move people to Discord. Mumble is better in every way that an anti-consumerist cares about.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Does anyone have experience with Mumble?English
131·1 month agoMumble is THE SHIT.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What fictional character do you wish was real?English
2·1 month agoPrometheus
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Humans BY DEFAULT do not want to commit violence towards other humans, otherwise things like Killer's Remorse and PTSD would not exist.English
46·1 month agoBullshit. Look around you. Get out of the shower and open your eyes. What, is it aliens responsible for all the violence in the world? It’s us. We do it. We are built to do it. Violence is VERY OBVIOUSLY inherent to our psychology.
Also, that’s not how trauma works.

But really, it’s sold in every supermarket, right next to the spring water, in an almost identical package, with no warnings. I infer people are not dropping dead left and right.