Mayor Poopington

What’s the book?

You came up with this in the shower?

All good friend. I’m sure I said it weird, been drinking and avoiding news today.

Does your UPS not have a fan in it? Mines pretty quiet, but anyone who’s not deaf can hear it.

Oh we did. Upgraded to the hot commodity at the time, a 60 inch LCD.

Makes sense. Haven’t had a CRT since my teens. Now that I’m in my 30s I want to try it out.

I could do that with CRT TVs. Back when we had one, I could always tell when someone was watching TV. No matter where I was in the house.

Yea my mental health is too important to worry about stuff like that

I’ll have you know my beans are very strong

At least once. I was going to rob a bank the other day but decided to play on my phone.