Fuck this “manliness” bullshit. Wear a skirt. Punch anyone who makes a thing of it. You do you, boss and you do it to be happy with yourself. Nobody else gets to decide that. Nobody.

You’re a good person. Please take care of yourself today I want you around later when it’s not crazy outside, okay?

“your customer satisfaction has been noted.” Bang!

Nuh-uh!

Have you considered ego death? Abandon concepts like being polite or not rocking the boat. Do something you think might be enjoyable because you can and laugh off others who don’t understand. Life is too short to be normal.

What if it was a cognitive phenomena scp style where it’s like forced ADHD when interacting with the other species?

Wait, no… That’s still interesting