Oh yeah. “You’re safer being ejected from the car in a crash. My cousin’s ex husband’s sister’s daughter survived a crash that way!”

I’m a little surprised Trump hasn’t signed the “Asbestos Fibers Are Our Friends” Executive Order.

“I have a lot of respect for you Elon, please don’t be a name-caller.” What an idiot.

The dBase III joke was pretty good. But dBase IV would have been much, much funnier.

Man my local bicycle shop is looking for mechanics, and I’m like…could I afford that instead of my current desk job?

I’m qualified; I’m pretty good mechanically, except for wrapping bar tape. I’m slowly getting better at it, but I’m definitely not to the professional standard a bike shop would want. But I’m sure they’d make me practice that.