In my experience, MS Office files tend to have fewer compatibility problems on LibreOffice than on MS Office after the next update.
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Some teams use the same tools with the same configurations so they can get each other’s code immediately.
Other teams solve the problem of how to just send or get the parts that work, and leave everybody do whatever.
Unless your go-to language is something like Haskell or Forth, that first phrase just means you are ignorant of how many brackets your favorite language uses.
There’s an entity in the Cthullu-verse that turns everybody that looks at it crazy because of its sheer complexity, isn’t there?
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Quick, someone release Chatbot 2000!
12·16 days agoIronically, it was LLMs that made voice recognition work, but nobody is interested in pushing them anymore.
That Perl. You never know if
returndoesn’t have some kind of hidden behavior that uses the local variables…Well, you could read the perldoc page on it. But you can’t just assume it.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Why isn't there one service that combines rss reader and bookmarking?English
3·22 days agoYou mean like Firefox’s smart bookmarks or something else?
What does it do better than just the standard DB queue?
It makes a queue without loading the DB.
ACID DBs don’t scale indefinitely, and it’s a very easy win if you are having performance issues even before scaling them.
If you need swap, you probably should look at the tradeoffs of a file vs. a partition, or maybe even adding another entire disk.
But if you don’t know if you’ll need it, it’s because you won’t.
We have several good standards for power-line networking.
All of them fail for the usual problems, like all companies making sure every connector you can buy is proprietary and incompatible with each other’s.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•"Buy more storage for only 19,99$ a month!"
131·2 months agoyou have to go through a separate, clunky web interface
Yes, you get a Linux machine, and use the web interface there. It’s less clunky than the one you get on Android, and way more reliable than whatever you do on Windows that would end-up with you uploading the files a second time.
Monitor connectors: “I’ll destroy all your hardware before I give up connecting this stuff. You can put as much punishment as you need!”
Disk drivers: “Help! The user sneezed! The disk is lost!”
They should migrate their code to use some technology that scales well… Like web servers and git.
They were the ones that invented LLM assisted coding…
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Why is my home server using so much RAM for cache + buffer?English
5·2 months agoIMO, the easiest way to make your system not swap into some disk you don’t want it to is to not enable any swap partition on that disk.
If it’s using that much RAM for cache, it will survive not having a swap with a minimum impact on performance.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I'm leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park - by Taylor Troesh
6·2 months agoBack to stone age, but this time with dinosaurs, so we can be just like the cartoons!
Yes, just tried it, it doesn’t move…
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Lovely <span>, wonderful </span>
12·2 months ago</span></span></span></marquee></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>!
<p>Nah, it’s still not valid.</p>
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•finally something worse then curl | sh
55·2 months agoLook what they have to do to mimic a fraction of
tar -xaf!
Look at the anubis challenge algorithm, reimplement it, publish it for the rest of your government organizations.