Every day you draw breath is another victory against the assholes. A few people might spit in your tea, but the entire rest of the world is happy to have you in it. Keep going, and you’ll eventually find yourself far from the ledge, with plenty of things that bring you joy. Wishing you all the best. :)

The fact that you’re asking has already answered the question. You’re only five weeks in, and already you’re showing more care for the child than some get through their whole childhood. Your greatest gifts will be love, wisdom, patience, understanding and a safe harbour when seas are rough. You’ll do great, and I’m cheering you on. All the best for the pregnancy to come full term.

If it’s Korean noodle soup (like buldak or nongshim), I throw in some sliced spam, an egg, fresh spring onion and a couple slices of American cheese (that plastic cheese they use on burgers). If it’s dry noodles, specifically IndoMie’s Mee Goreng, I shit you not, try adding a teaspoon of unsalted peanut butter in there.

Norwegians are supreme in the Nordics. We can count to five.