This doesn’t have a damn thing to do with what’s on TikTok.

1 + 1 = “11”.

Perl is a write-only language.

HTML5 applications goddamn well ought to be first-class programs, as a totally platform-agnostic realization of Turing completeness.

Instead you get every application bundled with its own whole-ass operating system and virtual machine. For a fucking webpage. Yep! No other way to run that on a modern computer!

Because pointers are real.

Right? Every C++ feature needs to be lightly cursed.