Brawndo, its what plants crave

What do having sexl in a canoe and American beer have in common? It’s fucking close to water

Football is a pussy sport, pads are for pussies.

NASCAR is the special Olympics if racing

I’ve never seen one but I tell you what, if I see one, I will beat the living fuck outa em

I’ve been cracking my own neck and back since I was 14/15, never had to pay for fake doctors