Ah, that changes things…

I don’t see anything wrong with this. You can treat your own home however you like, as it’s not affecting anyone else.

Those are prime candidates too, I just haven’t seen them yet. I add them as I see them.

I found it a lot more peaceful once I started filtering out certain word combinations that indicate a ragebait bullshit headline. I considered just filtering out “trump”, but I want actual news to come through, so here’s the list:

Trump wants
Trump says
Trump will
Trump hints
Trump demands
Trump indicates
Trump claims
Trump considering
Trump tells

…and repeat the list for Musk and Vance. Those verbs target the nothingburger headlines only meant to attract clicks. Basically, we learned 9 years ago that he says loads of stupid shit that doesn’t deserve a headline. I might be interested if he signs something.

One that I hope will be part of history some day: wrecking ball duels. Imagine how cool it’d be to have two of those huge tower cranes swing at each other.

I also want to see train jousting. Instead of just two horses with one dude each, I want to see two passing trains with open carriages, each with hundreds of lances trying to poke the people on the other train/track.

Perl when I iterate over an object and treat the result as a hash reference: “fine, whatever. Fuck you, tho”