Are those USB naming schemes, or edgy usernames from 2000s like xXx_31Gen3x1HardCore_xXx?

I am so sorry, man. No one deserves this.

I scream silently everytime.

And then there’s .net classic and .net core. Making up two entirely separate names shouldn’t be difficult for marketing executives.

Nah, we got cheaper and brighter LED lights blasting 24/7 and annoying everyone trying to sleep instead. Neon signs are retro now.