As a treat!

60k lol.

I regularly work with data in the 16tb range and weirdly my computer is fine. Git gud, doge scrubs.

I hope so, but I feel like big oil is gonna kill it somehow.

Bleh sorry to hear that.

I didn’t declare bankruptcy, but it fucked up my ability to buy a house in 2017 (and again on 2020), so i had to cash out stock and pay cash for the first one, and get an FHA loan on the second (lol).

The black mark fell off after 7 years so I can buy one now, it was just kind of a pain.

It gets even worse for me.

Since I knew I couldn’t afford it, I tried to setup a short sale when I found someone who was interested. that’d mean chase would lose about 10k on the 120k mortgage.

So I went through the tedious process which took about a month, and just as we were ready to go chase changed my case handler. So I had to start over with the new person, for reasons that were not provided. So fine, I did.

Month later, THAT person switched off and I got a new case processor to take over, and when they told me I had to start over I literally said “you can fuck yourselves, in walking” and I never spoke to chase about the house again. Couple years later the foreclosure finally went through, and instead of 110k they got… 22k from the sheriffs sale.

My step mom worked at chase in the mortgage dept at the time, and later told me this was SOP for short sales at the time. They were uninterested in actually doing it, just jerking me around until I quit trying.

Motherfuckers.

I’m flopping what someone else said and goin with: buying a home in 2008. “Build equity! Stop renting”

Then the economy collapsed, I lost my job, moved to California for work after listing my house, could not afford Bay Area rent AND my mortgage, and the house got foreclosed on.

Fuck Chase fuck banks fuck the economy.

Yupppp. “Greatest country in the world” and we’re not even the greatest country in the hemisphere.

Just sack up and say “Americans are egotistical” instead of couching it in a cowardly question.

No one would argue that point.

Well during the never sev0 I’m sure the shareholders will be satisfied with that.

You know what they say: micro services, macro outages.

Oh dang ok. TIL

I saw gcc and assumed c or c++ but it didn’t look like cop

This isn’t even really C, it’s a bunch of assembly instructions jammed into C

Not that it’s not impressive… but still.

*safely lands

Fair point, I agree. Gets even more fun when I do mtls to MySQL, blech

Haha Jesus, if it’s not even satisfying to fix that’s a real shame :(

Oh yeah, you can be damn sure I’ll never make that mistake again.

One time I was trying to figure out why the MySQL command wasn’t connecting.

mysql -h127.0.0.1 -p6033

Eventually ended up having four different people help me in a huddle. After two hours we figured it out… it turns out the argument is -P for port.

I wasted several thousand dollars of company time with a casing issue 🥴

Who cares

On my last day I would find a big cat sanctuary and play with them until they kill me.

Worth it

I don’t get it.