Yes.

Absolutely no alcohol on the first date. To me it is a red flag and we probably won’t see each other again.

I am here to see if there is any spark or if I can even stand you in person and vice versa. Alcohol doesn’t help with that and it shows me you probably have a drinking problem.

These kind of things are those you should be picky about when dating. I had to learn this the hard way with two psycho exes in a row. Say no, take your time with the candidates and choose while sober.

They would be declared a terrorist organisation immediately and every member would die from a stray bullet fired from a police gun across the street in a raid on a false address county.

Probably something like topfenschnarkel.

You piss in the snow to clearly see the pee and the furthest drop counts.

If you don’t have a cock you are free to bring a dick you trust to the measurement. Just make sure to fill the form A38 beforehand and your designated piss officer will give your team green light.

Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.

A picture of me and my girlfriend in our flannel shape blanket hoodies. Can’t post it here because of obvious reasons.

Having the door held open for you while walking towards it but changing directions in the last moment.

Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb

So Boomers will finally stfu about me destroying anything and everything? I think I will start living.

Make one on both and see which one suits you better.

Afaik lemm.ee is a pretty normal instance with pretty normal people on it.

Eat, cuddle, fart.

Burger Planet is a lol cow and had his star moment when he harassed Dr. Disrespect at a party by recording him all the time, not knowing he was there with a woman other than his wife. You could say he did his part bringing down that pedo. Even tho for the wrong reasons -> cloud.

But do not feel bad for him. He is not that tragic guy with issues who tries to become a big streamer. Well, he is. But he also harasses people on his livestreams, starting fights, uses pepper spray like it’s candy, is increeeeeeeeeeeeeedibly obnoxious, and tries to hook up with mentally disabled women in his streams.

He is that kind of evil that “he clearly has issues” doesn’t cut it anymore.

Here a video about him, if you have an hour and a half to spare.

You can also find the clip you ask for at 20:42 in this video.

Watch out. They might send an bitcoin assassin after you. One who could run you over with a mobility scooter or stab you with an insulin pen.

I read some years ago that in the Arabian version of Simpsons, Homer drinks lemonade instead of beer.

Definitely Scotland. They are antithesis to the English. Super friendly and welcoming. I have been around a lot in Europe never have I been struck by the German nature after I returned from Scotland.

I love the internet sometimes.

Same. The less interaction they get, the better.

Sometimes I also downvote before doing so. I once saw some posters cry about that and it tickled my funny bone.

Actually had to laugh at this bait. Well done!

One of my favourites is !iselonmuskdeadyet@lemmy.world every day comes with new hopes and broken promises. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions.

Other than that !videos@lemmy.world is pretty cool, too.