“Mother Superior, we’ve discovered a case of syphilis!”

“Oh wonderful! I was getting tired of the Chablis…”

The Fifth Element

Don’t even need to watch it ever again, it just plays on a loop in my mind.

And added a shit ton of emojis to the announcement text. Thought i was on discord for a sec…

Same. Young and stupid, and I already had the Xbox…

If you haven’t experienced it on an OLED screen, do yourself a huge favor!

I’m the complete opposite. My family members are judgemental monsters, so it’s super easy for me to ignore the glances and snickers I get when I’m belting out “How it’s done” (done done!) in the backstock room.

I made a vow in my twenties: Think about how my sperm donor would handle a situation/person and do the exact opposite…

Getting my braces removed.

As a retail worker, yup…

The only thing i truly miss about Reddit was Doom scrolling the raised by narcissists sub

Edit: I just remembered a quote that your reply reminded me of; The axe doesn’t remember every swing, but the tree remembers every cut.

My DNA donors like to insist that they did “so many nice things” for me as a kid… Funny thing though, i only seem to remember the “Dad’s in a bad mood” beatings, the “you don’t need glasses, you’re just being dramatic” gaslighting to keep me blind for my first 17 years.

There’s more, but enough trauma dumping for today

How it’s done - Huntrix

Watched k pop demon hunters two weeks ago and can’t get the earworms out

Nah

I use an inventory mod on Linux, it’s basically like the “store all junk” option in fo4, it doesn’t store all junk, but it takes a huge weight off.

I sincerely hope you traumatized them back.

Ugh, that’s exactly why it’s impossible to argue or even educate them, their definition is so skewed and the complete and utter lack of critical thinking skills.

PS: I’m gunna use that: “Your failing to understand is not debunking, it’s only showing your complete and utter ignorance/stupidity…”

The Aunt that never finished elementary school once told me:

“I don’t believe in evolution, because I didn’t believe a baby could be born smarter than its parents”

I was 10-13 years old at the time and just didn’t have the patience to deal with that level of stupid.

How the Tumblr tabled.

There’s a Coxism for every situation.

Hats are little modules you can stick on your pi for extra functionality!

And they probably do have a Fedora hat…