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1 month agoThe carpet is magic right? Maybe it creates a local gravity field like warp drives, so there is almost no internal acceleration. Or the magic makes you weightless.


The carpet is magic right? Maybe it creates a local gravity field like warp drives, so there is almost no internal acceleration. Or the magic makes you weightless.


Win-Win


Would be a great april Fools Joke, installing on my partners phone.
Home phones; no shitty portable emotional energy drainers in your pocket.