its just a mistranslation of

“if you aren’t blowing the homies goodnight, are you even living?”

he encourages oral sex obviously! the church scholars are such incompetent noobs

edit: life is obviously cum.

come on, don’t be anal about it

in my experience, the native hamburgians are much nicer than their counterparts in cities of similar importance like Berlin, München or Vienna. Although they all have their specific charme (im assuming berliners have it too, i just didn’t experience it)

trains that work. now, now. lets keep it realistic