Look, mate, accidents happen. If you don’t want to get a lady pregnant, don’t have sex with the lady.

There’s a time and a place for that, but sometimes you just want them to not run across the road right now.

The Great War channel on YouTube.

For fiction: Band of Brothers.

Ah. I can’t walk around the block. I have CFS and post exertional malaise.

Fruit is the healthiest snack you can eat. The sugar thing is bullshit unless you eat a pound of grapes every day.

Mind you, I do all that (without fail) and I’m still a lardarse.

Liberal is leftist. Stop changing the meaning of words willy nilly, America.

Covid is still a huge problem. It’s causing brain damage, it’s causing heart damage, it’s causing long covid and it’s killing shit tons of people.

What young kid wears a trenchcoat and not just a rain jacket?

We had a music teacher who, without fail, yelled “What’s the point of this class? You can just as well leave” during every class.

So one class, all of us left.

We got detention and had to write lines. One of the girls had an entire box of scented pens in different colours and she put them all on a table. Then each of us wrote an entire page of stinky, multicoloured lines. I’m sure he didn’t read them all but I bet he had a headache in no time.

Sertraline.

She sounds smart but ignorant. See it as a challenge, maybe?

Maultaschen with broccoli and cheese sauce, ergo yesterday’s leftovers.

I just eat sandwiches. Change the filling every day. Voilà.

The longest one I have is King’s The Stand. 47h 47m. I wish I could find the original edition, this one has too much waffle.

I think dealing arms, rigging elections and bribing politicians is imposing people, but what do I know.

What’s really annoying is that a lot of fascist voters believe climate change is a thing but are prepared to fuck it up because they hate brown people.

He’d have lost by way more than that if people had voted. The largest “vote” were the none votes.

Germany too. Once every two weeks unless I run out of something.

If it was up to me I’d have everything delivered every few weeks, but nobody delivers in Südbaden.

How does one stock up on antibiotics? They have to be prescribed.