Relevant name

I have a few wallpapers like that too lol

Fucking based

God I miss my Razer Phone 2. To my knowledge, it was the last Android phone ever released that did not have a blighted notch or hole punch. The only thing that could improve it would be an OLED screen

My lock screen is just my wallpaper, which I can’t post one screenshot of because my phone cycles through 175 of them. You definitely could tell a lot about me based on that alone, and also based on what wallpapers I have and in what order they’re in

Unfathomable, and thankfully not something I have to worry about (there are animal shelters near you that will just give you a cat if you give them money)

I’m no well read philosopher, but the idea that life has a meaning is repulsive to me. It implies that there is a correct state of affairs, and introduces the possibility that you’ve done something wrong, that you failed to fulfill some purpose. Nuts to that, there are no wrong choices, besides the obvious ones like murder and not brushing your teeth

I almost added that, but I’ll be real, I have no clue what a junior programmer is lmao

For all I know it’s the equivalent to a journeyman or something

“Programmers are cooked,” he says in reply to a post offering six figures for a programmer

Seriously the people in this subreddit cannot seem to comprehend that “less bad” is in fact better than “more bad”

It’s better when Democrats are in control because my brown countrymen aren’t being detained and deported without due process by Democrat politicians

Hows it feel to simp for a party that can’t get a 3% advantage on donald fucking Trump?

Feels better than simping for a party that can’t get 3% of the votes in the first place

From Wikipedia:

Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, and ultranationalist political ideology and movement, characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation or race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy. Opposed to Marxism, democracy, anarchism, pluralism, free markets, egalitarianism, communism, liberalism, and socialism, fascism is at the far right of the traditional left–right spectrum.

Democrats are right-wing, but not far-right. Democrats are not authoritarian or ultranationalist, Democrats are not characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, or belief in a natural social hierarchy. Democrats are not opposed to democracy, egalitarianism, or liberalism.

Not sure what you said but 100% agreed

Removed by mod

Big fan of people angrily shouting TITS

Also, cum’s on the table

Fuck’s sake*

Hank Green made a video about this exact phrase

I know a cat who does a sorta chirpy purr and sends himself into a coughing fit doing it sometimes, it’s one of my favorite sounds

This is a job for water detectors, which I have no qualms about connecting to the internet. They have the added benefit of detecting leaky pipes as well

Personally I would much rather touch my phone with my dirty hands than a toilet handle

I have become the red shirt from my favorite SMBC comic

However, my feelings regarding smart devices remain intact

Day 3,801 of thanking God I was born a Luddite

Anyone who thought their toilet would be improved by having an internet connection deserves this