Well, I lived with one Well, I lived with one, I lived with two, I even lived with a third I wanna tell you about number one He was a miserable shitwringing turd Like he reminded me of some evil gnome Shaking hands was like shaking a hot, fat, oily bone Holding on for far too long Yes he took me in, he took me in He said that I looked pale and thin I told him he looked fat His lips were red and licking wet His house was roasting hot In fact it was a fucking slum Scum! Scum! Well then he hooked up with some slut from the same game Black snow! Black snow! Cocksuckstress, and I should know Mean and vicious, her microphone always smelled suspicious His and herpes bath towel type If you know what I mean I could not look at him, worm He’d be taking a shower and who should walk in He was the epitome of their type Her middle name was Welcome, his was Wipe Scum! Scum! Well you’re on the shit list Thrust and twist, twist and screw You gave me a bad review And maybe you think that it’s all just water under the bridge Well my un-friend, I’m the type that holds a grudge I’m your creator I think you fucking traitor, chronic masturbator, Shitlicker, user, self-abuser, jigger jigger! What rock did you crawl from? Which, did you come? You Judas, Brutus, Vitus, Scum! Hey four-eyes, come That’s right, it’s a gun Face is bubble, blood, and, street Snowman with six holes clean into his fat fuckin guts Psychotic drama mounts Guts well deep then a spring is fount I unload into his eyes Blood springs Dead snow Blue skies
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What advice or tips do you have which sound like nonsense but really work?English
3·8 months agoGuess I wasn’t paying attention. I googled it and then tried to share the Wikipedia page. Guessing I must have clicked on some ai result instead of the actual page. Annoying, unintentional.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What advice or tips do you have which sound like nonsense but really work?English
11·8 months agoRule of threes (survival) - Wikipedia https://share.google/Gc0HVUDXToxTKHD0A
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is there an actor you can't stand? Do they have any exceptions?English
1·1 year agoOMFG YES. Jim Carey is god awful.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's going to be the final way that boomers pull up the ladder behind them?English
3·1 year agoBooooo Me-ers
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a phrase or saying that you learned from your parents that you don't hear others saying?English
3·1 year agoI assumed something similar, but ended up looking it up. Apparently It means there are lots of them. Teeming.
Oxford Uni Press says
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a phrase or saying that you learned from your parents that you don't hear others saying?English
7·1 year ago“heads on them like mice” I’m still not clear what the hell he meant. Likely something unpleasant.
No love for chinotto?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a really popular game franchise you just can't get into?English
3·1 year agoMe too. The control scheme is just awful.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How can I assure myself that I can find a partner despite being chronically ill and disabled?
18·2 years agoThis is an insightful and hopefully helpful take. Depressing AF for its truth though.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Does it feel weird to anyone else watching American Streamers in this political climate?
171·2 years agoYes it’s simultaneously understandable and disgusting. Not helped by the financial disincentive to avoid alienating people as you say. Reminds me of how much airtime sports get vs the rest of the news of the world. Ostriches gonna ostrich.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the wrongest thing a teacher ever told you?
3·2 years agoOr even that there is a god at all
Some board games that have been digitized are arguably better than their IRL counterparts. Particularly for games that require complicated setup and/or rules. And the ability to play remotely can be get as well.
I really really want to agree, but this feels like a battle against entropy. That’s not a battle you’re going to win unfortunately. Maybe just the attempt is worthwhile? Maybe that’s what humans do, try to impose a sense of control in a universe that’s slowly but inevitably working against that. At least it’s fun to try I guess.