It may not be broke, but I sure am.

Really bright kid learns math, goes crazy, and is put in an asylum under constant supervision.

Offer to give them a quick handy J.

Spotify: I switched my whole family to Tidal. It’s cheaper for a family of four, you can migrate your playlists and such, music quality is better, and they aren’t a shitty company. Plus one free month to try it before they bill you.

I had to find a different podcast app though. That was a pain.

I’ve started using the phrase “Trumping” to mean “doing something that you think will make you popular but makes you look like an idiot”

The first stage of every* change in government is war.

*I’m sure someone will find an edge case and make an outsized deal about it.

You define your dns by IP. you get the cert from that IP and automatically trust it.

The cert for validation the server only validate the hostname. It’s not useful for IP.

It’s better to be consistently mediocre than mediocre at consistency.

Oooh, gotcha.

From whom? Why do we need saving in the first place?

One is not enough. You need two so they can play with each other and leave you alone.

But more than that is insane.

It’s a shower thought, not a hot take. It completes with other thrilling thoughts, such as “it sure is wet in here” and “time to wash my butthole”

This. All of this. Make this part of your lifestyle.

“All food is guilt free, because guilt is not an ingredient”

Don’t just stop: swap.

Cutting things out leads to cravings and causes the entire process to be a constant fight. Instead, make small swaps over time that build habits.

I have a burrito every day. I swapped the tortilla for a high fiber one (get more fiber). It saved 50 calories a day and is still delicious. I swapped my side of chips for protein chips (when I can get them on sale). Lower cal, high protein, still crunchy and taste like cool ranch.

Think about what you can ADD to your meal. Having stew? Add beans and extra peppers. A sandwich? Add spinach. You’ll end up eating less of the calorie sense stuff. You’ll also get more fiber.

I hear ya.

The fundamental problem is that she doesn’t decide who society thinks has value. If people without value should die, one day society might decide she has no value. Then what?

It’s best to have a world where everyone is treated decently, because you never know where you’ll end up.

“why aren’t you a millionaire? Hard work brings wealth. Lazy people like you don’t have much value I guess.”

Assuming you want to burn that bridge.

Oh my fucking god, where their god is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

And it’s been working. For a long time.

If the Epstein files have proven anything, it’s that these idiots use plain text email.

We really need to improve Thanksgiving, for this exact reason. More songs. Better story. Free stuff for kids. Just something to keep Christmas in check.