“I just wanted to tell you both, good luck. We’re all counting on you.”

So his emotional growth was literally, uh… well… you know…

SOMA. It’d be an improvement.

My class was repeatedly threatened for using more than one finger on a calculator to solve chemistry equations. “If I see those Nintendo thumbs…”

“You need to go to college to be successful or you’ll be flipping burgers!”

So said teachers, parents, career counselors, etc. and here we are, I beat school, and no jobs. Should’ve become an electrician.