ain’t no way anyone’s doxxing that space shuttle door gunner

When I first started smoking weed, like ten years ago, I would sometimes check Reddit. Since I couldn’t really figure out what the titles meant, or notice in which subreddit something was posted, I’d often end up seeing footage where someone died.

Really fucked with my head.

uh

never visited but I’m sure it’s a nice city

Jesus Christ what the fuck

Maybe another stranger’s prediction will cancel it out?

Your final moments will be full of joy as you reminisce on a life well lived.

You will unfortunately, at some point, have an erection that lasts longer than four hours. You’ll need to go to the E.R. for it, but it’ll be fine and won’t affect your overall health.

I thought these were names for algorithms

They’re making fun of some of the most ardent civilian killers of all time.

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I get annoying clogs/half-hits when I don’t leave the cart upright

Some shit carts just straight up leak the oil out of the mouthpiece

Makes me miss herb extra hard

But my mom never shuts the fuck up about how much she hates the smell, so smoking a joint has to be an excursion downwind of my own home

I pop pills all the time

Plan B’s It’s probably safe as long as you don’t make it a habit

Even then, the worst I got was reversible liver damage

I’d say go for it

Also, a less reckless piece of advice:

Is it just a matter of drinking less or is there something more underlying that I need to process?

This is the type of question, that, if you have to ask…

You probably already know the answer.

See if you can get an appointment. Their waiting lists can be months long.

Do not fuck nazis

They can do it themselves

Thank you

I deeply appreciate the effort

who is kautsky and how did Lenin produce those paragraphs before they invented ritalin:

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Taking it a step further, I wonder how many people I caused to go on to hate humanity because of something I wrote online

hello Mike D never showed up

may I have the water

it’s regular capitalism but without pesky things like “environmental laws” and “human rights”

And everything memorized must be available for a timed 0.5-3 hour session with no access to any kind of notes, which risks destroying any chance of those memories “sticking” long term.

The only times in my adult life where

1. Time was crucial

AND

2. I had no access to any helpful information

was never

All it did was exacerbate my underlying mental health issues while my brain was developing.

I’ve been admitted twice

At both facilities, other patients who required more ‘intensive care’ generally didn’t interact with the patients with more manageable symptoms. So I don’t have any really wild stories.

At worst, I’d hear screaming in the middle of the night. I’m a heavy sleeper, so it probably happened a lot more than I noticed.

I went in with the doctors knowing that I had a problem with illegal drugs (I admitted it), so I followed all the rules. (Possibly limiting my knowledge of any highly notable events)

Another dude, a few years older than me, had that same pre-condition, except the doctors had to burn a few piss tests to figure that out.

He knew where all the CCTV cameras and their blind spots were. Smuggled contraband and non-contraband via WhatsApp and fence-toss. Performed the role of “lookout” for patients seeking to indulge in intimate relations.

Like I said, I followed the rules, but I didn’t snitch, because that shit was entertaining.

Another patient was law enforcement. Let us know that officers who arrive to work drunk don’t really get into trouble because it’s so prevalent.

One nurse smoked secretly (in a CCTV blindspot)

That’s all I can recall for now.

“Broadcast English”

Interesting term

I’ve always noticed that In movies and TV shows, North American accents mostly sound “normal”. But when I talk to Americans/Canadians in person or online over voice chat, I cannot pinpoint the accents, it just sounds “American” to me.

I almost never hear the

“I’m walkin here”

“Folks won’t take kindly to you around these parts”

“I pahked my cah at the Hahvahd yahd”

“I’m sorey aboot that”

I’m totally down, I just need to, like, check my schedule?

etc.

kinds of exaggerated accents

everyone sounds like someone from CNN to me and then they say they’re from Arkansas or something

Interesting thought

I don’t think the other nations are too bothered by it in most cases.

The country that comes to mind first is Germany. They call it Deutschland. I never looked into why we as English speakers call it “Germany”. I just do it because everyone else does.

I haven’t heard of Germans getting upset about it. If they were legitimately offended, I’d start calling it Deutschland, no problem.

The real issues come in when there’s a historical context. Like, if the name contains a slur for the people in that nation. Or if you mix up the names of neighbouring Balkan countries.

fecal transplants

wait

does this mean “eat shit” counts as unsolicited medical advice