You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Is there a difference between self censoring and “having a filter”?

    Like, I usually don’t say the first thought that comes to mind.

    I have to think, often unconsciously like you mentioned, will the next thing I say:

    • be stupid (protect my ego)
    • be rude (preserving the dignity of others)
    • be incriminating (will I get into shit if an authority figure reads/hears it)

    I guess self censorship is just that last one? If something I say can later be reprimanded by the law, my boss, or even a moderator, I’d rather just shut the fuck up.



  • For legit trouble sleeping:

    Ambien, but only in the short term.
    Long term: Unless you have serious insomnia, in which case, ask a doctor not Lemmy, it’s better to fix up your sleep hygiene.

    For recreation:

    Ideally, neither.

    1. With Ambien you’re probably just going to black out and send a few embarrassing if not incomprehensible text messages.
    2. Benzos are addictive and tolerance builds fast. If you start taking it too much too frequently, you’ll start getting withdrawals. You won’t realize until long after you’ve crossed the threshold.

    But if you’re going to anyway… benzos. Keep doses light and infrequent

    I’d strongly urge weed or exotic tea or a hobby instead


  • I tried catching up on work and got pretty much nowhere. Friday night, most of yesterday, and some of today.

    To any employment seekers reading this, if the company mentions SAP anywhere: Job description; website; linkedin follows - anything, then I would strongly advise you to stay the fuck away

    Otherwise; Friday and Saturday I got high before bed and watched old episodes of the Adam Friedland show. Highly recommended.

    Oh, to answer the full question, yeah SAP really fucked me sideways











  • I’m not American, so I can’t speak to the reality on the ground over there, but I’d say you should try getting rid of that debt as fast as possible.

    It sucks feeling guilty about every necessary purchase with that ever-growing number looming over you.

    Shit happens. A pipe will burst. Your favourite uncle will have too much fun on a gambling app. The car’s engine will make a noise no mechanic has ever heard before. etc etc.

    I have roughly ~$3.5k in debt and it feels impossible to shake off.

    That being said, there’s no ‘wrong’ choice. The other two comments hit the nail on the head. These aren’t the only three options and you can always go back and give another shot at whatever you didn’t pick.






  • Turds gushing like a broken damn

    Uhh, I guess one could argue that it’s poetic? Like he knows he’s a piece of shit. He knows there are other pieces of shit. But he’s too stupid to know that there are probably admins in multiple time zones when you go to sleep, NLP-powered blacklists and other automod tools. (I’m assuming)

    wait did he set his username to specifically call you a slur?

    we are definitely not smoking the same strain

    probably not even smoking the same substance

    I don’t mean crack or bath salts or whatever

    I mean like, carbon monoxide, leaded gasoline and rare deliriants.

    Didn’t know I was talking to a mod, so wasn’t intending to ass-kiss. Uh let me say something to prove I’m not biased but not break the rules.

    Your 2nd favourite song probably isn’t all that great


  • Managed to confuse someone besides myself while high

    fuck yeah I think that could be an achievement

    business acumen or something idk I’m high as fuck

    tldr yeah was just being silly I know those aren’t dogs.

    While looking for an opossum meme on my phone, not finding it between all the Luigi Mangione memes, and taking one from Google images instead, I had an introspective thought. Apologies if the confusion thing came off as rude. I did not intend to insult you, I just intended on celebrating my silly.

    With high doses of cannabis, for me, it’s “think fun thoughts = feel good feelings”. Sorry if I made you feel bad feelings. You got a really cool instance name, if that could possibly lift the mood and undo emotional damage. Also, I’m not just saying that. It’s cyberpunk af which is sick as hell homie

    an image of an opossum, "I captioned one day I'll shut up. Not today though." By the way, sorry if this is bad etiquette for accessibility use, but could you let me know if I can provide any help as someone with some JavaScript programming experience. I promise to not be intentionally cognitively quagmired.

    (As caused by my mind-altering chemical intake)

    (That previous additional caption joke was a coincidence, I did not know what the caption was before writing the accessibility description)