I’m just surprised this isn’t a systemd joke

Free for a year or so, depending on where you register

I want to say… Some sort of self hoster with a cheap domain going for the “security through obscurity” approach…

https://crt.sh/?q=91268476.xyz

I’ll let you explore, but definitely a self hoster!

The first round of tools for any hobby or DIY project.
If you don’t know what you want from a screwdriver, snips, circular saw etc. then there is no point in buying the super primo bells & whistles expensive stuff.
Once you’ve used a tool and learned what you don’t like about it, or what you actually use it for, or how often you actually use it… Then you can make the informed decision to just buy another cheap one, or splash out on something that’s actually fun to use.

Buy the 2nd last tool you will ever need.

There are rare occasions where “buy once cry once” apply. But it’s rare