Troy

Why I oughta

Nope. But whatever is on in the background cannot have lyrics or voice.

Ambient chillout techno while reading sci fi makes me believe I’m in the future :)

Reverse rickrolling. Only works if rickrolling is still a thing, otherwise people will just click the link ;)

Go. Try to be like water - neutral, neither invested nor disinvestes. Fish, chat, be pleasant, and let the time flow over you. In a short while it won’t matter to you anymore, but it’ll matter to your son.