I hated fish as a kid, then during college I smoked some weed and went to a sushi place. I like fish now. Must’ve rewired my brain 🤷‍♂️

Smoking is bad, mkay

Surprised IT doesn’t block porn sites??

Sounds like the Bay Area

Weak, elitist take. No meaningful difference between “hearing” a book and “seeing” a book (it’s kinda weird putting a word in quotes that the OP didn’t even say)

Did you try 100%ing it? At first, I was like, guys just because a game has rng doesn’t mean it’s a gambling simulator

Then I tried gold stickering everything. That’s when the gambling addiction kicks in

I’m guessing you’re not a fan of the transfer portal? I do like the fact that the players have more power over their own destinies now, considering all the millions of dollars their labor was earning their schools, but the transfer portal does seem a bit like a knee-jerk change. I’m optimistic there will be some changes to make it better. Like maybe they can only transfer once, between sophomore and junior year. And they definitely need to make players wait to transfer until after bowl season if they want non-CFP bowl games to mean anything

Non-Americans watch football too, especially the Super Bowl

If you don’t have a geographic attachment to any team, yeah, I could see how it would be hard. They all run pretty much the same offense… another reason I like college better, much more diversity in offensive systems

God forbid people enjoy entertainment in their free time

Also a Niners fan, yeah that was rough. I can’t help but feel like there’s something going on institutionally that’s causing all the injuries, like players are being pushed too hard in practice or players are being pressured to return from injuries too early or something. Just too many injuries in one season to chalk up to bad luck.

College is stealing the spotlight for actual fans of the game, is what I should’ve said. The Super Bowl is always gonna have more casual viewers, especially internationally

Even the commercials suck now. They used to let the writers take bigger risks and make over the top stuff that was legitimately funny and entertaining. Now they just feel like normal commercials with bigger budgets, aka the same writing as normal commercials but with celebrities delivering the lines

I assure you the kitty halftime show of the puppy bowl will be better

Yeah, that was another “they’re not even trying to hide it anymore” moment, considering they made that announcement right after Trump announced he would be at the game.

The wildest part of that press release was when the NFL spokesperson said that “Choose Love” was more fitting than “End Racism” because the country has been dealing with tragedies such as the LA fire and the DC plane crash. Like… how will choosing love prevent natural disasters and vehicle accidents?

I would recommend at least giving it a day or two. Sometimes the last seeder is someone who only seeds at night to avoid congestion on their LAN or save power or whatever

Usually this is because early in the torrent’s life, there were one or two files that people didn’t want to download for various reasons and eventually, nobody was seeding them anymore. This is why a lot of private trackers prohibit partial downloads

“Why do you call it ‘football’ when they use their hands?” is the least original, least funny joke you could possibly make to an American. Also, there are more kicks in an average American football game than there are in an average rugby game, and you guys call rugby “football”

Also, poop is in the air around you whenever you’re in an enclosed space, per the Mythbusters