Midnight Wolf

Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts…

Why are you looking at me like that?

Hello 🐺

Win9x making a comeback

“Everybody PoOps. Why not with us?”

Fuck, guys dousing themselves in an entire fucking can of axe, all throughout middle and high school. gag

See above nested comment; tune aren’t inherently a safety concern.

See above nested comment

There’s a difference between ‘physical work required’ and ‘plug in this dongle and run the exe’ though

Ehh doubt, but I don’t have a tesla to verify. If I can sever the connection to the home base, I can fuck with it however I want, and their kill switch is useless. Maybe they implemented the kill switch in the modem or something, but again I can’t test. I highly doubt that when you’re road-tripping in bumfuck nowhere the ap disables itself…

Anybody want to give me $40k? We can be besties.

I’m talking ‘I disabled the awareness requirement of autopilot’ or ‘I fucked with the object detection and here goes my beta test yolo’ or ‘I added a button to disable all the lights so I can covertly street race’ or…

Mixed feelings on this. Yeah, you buy it you should own it. But if your ability to fuck with a two-ton rolling death machine puts my ass at risk, we’ve got a fucking problem.

THE GREATER GOOD

You guys are getting paid?

“Fuck off”

Xfire was the shit. I’d have paid a couple bucks a month for it, instead of it just dying. It was so crazy ahead of its time. Text chat, voice, game detection and tracking, clans, server browsing, broadcasting, pic and video hosting…

buy Electronic Arts

fire everyone exec and up

go private

seek to rehire all of criterion (the real one that made burnout, not the shell today) and black box circa 2000-2008ish

NFS Underground 3

become worlds richest person

seek to rehire all of Bizzare Creations (the makers of Project Gotham Racing, and Blur)

reboot development of Blur 2

become an internet hero for reviving two of the most anticipated racing games in decades

try to buy Ivory Tower, ubisoft doesn’t let me, buy ubisoft, end it

become internet hero for killing a bastard of a studio

relaunch Test Drive Unlimited, as an actually good game and not the sack of shit it is currently

no mtx, no paid dlc, no various editions or pre-order shit, full game, $50 max

internet hero

be assassinated by cooperation between MS, Sony and Nintendo

as a ghost: so about Half Life 3…

released

post-mortem internet hero

“don’t care”

still comes back to argue

hmmmmmmm

“obviously fake ai sludge”

I know it’s a sub-brand, but as I don’t own any products by them…

It’s like “do you use windows at work? lol you are an Xbox lover” like ???

One-time, where I risk losing 8TB of data that, at the time, I did not have a complete backup of: abso-fucking-lutely. That they handled my situation with speed and without any further bullshit is why I remain a customer.

I have a list of companies that I will not do business with, because of their fuckups, because of shady business tactics, etc. For example, I haven’t bought anything from Nvidia in… 18 years? iRobot, in 7. Haven’t given Hilton any funds willingly in almost 3. Intel, 19 years…

I don’t purchase any SanDisk products so 🤷‍♂️