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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Someone should digitally remake the Bourne movies and make everyone in the films Jason Bourne
34·4 months agoJesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The internet is millions of apes hammering away on typewriters.
9·9 months agoYou stupid monkey!
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•When bad guys capture you, instead of torture, they should just have someone charming take you out for drinks.
57·10 months agoMan that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets
i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA