well this sounds like a matter of perspective
Plus side, you won’t have to worry about it for long.
Dying is probably worse than being born, but both kinda suck
You don’t usually remember either, so it’s basically a moot point.
I am never the oldest Ill ever be until I am dead.
I am already older as I finish this post as compared to when I began it.
When I review it later, I’ll be older yet.
I am the oldest I’ve been, but those are different things.
Colonel Sandurz: Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
I’d be pissed if the oldest I reached was 30. 100? Nah I’d be dandy.
Why’s that?