• foggy@lemmy.world
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    I am never the oldest Ill ever be until I am dead.

    I am already older as I finish this post as compared to when I began it.

    When I review it later, I’ll be older yet.

    I am the oldest I’ve been, but those are different things.

    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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      Colonel Sandurz: Everything that happens now, is happening now.

      Dark Helmet: What happened to then?

      Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

      Dark Helmet: When?

      Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now now.

      Dark Helmet: Go back to then.

      Colonel Sandurz: When?

      Dark Helmet: Now.

      Colonel Sandurz: Now?

      Dark Helmet: Now.

      Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.

      Dark Helmet: Why?

      Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

      Dark Helmet: When?

      Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

      Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

      Colonel Sandurz: Soon.