I’m seeing an analog-horror parody in the making: Eldrich giant being under the ground baiting humans who get lost with great Wi-Fi like an anglerfish in the darkness of the deep-sea.
Well yeah, they are on the other side of the world from London. The deeper she goes into the cave, the closer she is to Big Ben
Ah yes because that’s where the internet is kept. It all makes so much sense now
Going down SCP-087
A slightly more modern version of the "this hole is for me" trope, except it's "this wifi signal is for me"
I ain’t even judging, I’d be going deeper too.
EDIT: Or maybe it’s Hansel and Gretel… Imagine a trail of RAM sticks leading deeper into the cave.
But Hansel and Gretel did not follow the trail into doom, they left it to get back home.
Oh right, frick. I can’t believe I forgot that detail ha
Anywhere that a trail of DRAM sticks leads you is going to feel like home, so it still works.
Easy there Sam Altman
