Thanks, I hate it

Every large company I’ve worked at turned out to actually just be 30 startups in a trenchcoat

Is there a way to see what reminders you’ve set?

That sounds like such an awful experience

Do dead bodies smell like a slaughter house? I used to have to drive by one of those on occasion and I’ll never forget that smell.

This might sound weird, but it’s delicious if you like peanut butter: mix it with some high-fat, plain Greek yogurt and it’s divine.

I also sometimes sprinkle some fibre buds or chopped pecans on top 🥵

What would be your dog name?

“One bad apple spoils the bunch.”

We have a lot of bad apples.

People aren’t being held to account for doing or making shitty things

I’m sure I’m being deceived all day, every day. But if I’m happy regardless, then I’ll take blissful ignorance.

To be clear, no one is saying they want to be deceived. But in this thought exercise, you and I agree on why we’re choosing it over being bullied ❤️

Both definitely suck

I’ve been bullied and deceived. The bullying has done more lasting damage.

Both options would be delicious

Or have a Santa’s lap just off screen

I wish there was a way to stay informed without the rage-bait delivery methods

I just finished watching the latest Ari Shaffir comedy special. In the end credits he gives actual credit to so many of the people listed. It was really nice to see people appreciated like that.

Did the Romans have communal dumps like we do?

Some people are buried with their valuables. I’m certain there’s a dead body in every dump. They will look like royalty.

Roman dodecahedra date from the 2nd to 4th centuries AD

Will plastic last that long? If not, the remains of electronics will be confusing.

I’ll spare everyone else’s search algorithm*

*One of those pictures isn’t Elawn