I know a guy who got Abe Simpson crawling out of his butt crack.

Real life Jake the dog

Their app is such hot garbage. I have had to pirate episodes because my app gets frozen on ads and refuses to play an episode.

Parks and Rec. It copied The Office too much in season 1. Came back after a few years and couldn’t believe how different season 1 and 2 were.

Super Troopers

I kinda like it.

It’s like someone was building a lego set but ran out of the colors they really wanted to use.

A core memory unlock scent for me is any time I smell honeysuckle. We had some where I grew up, and it just instantly takes me back.

Others are a spray from Lush called sleepy time. It’s Lavender and Tonka, and it is the most calming scent I’ve ever been around.
Dark chocolate. Good roasted coffee. Wife’s body spray Tea and Bergamont from bath and bodyworks.

My weird ones are lumber and gasoline

Oh I get this one. It’s usually along the lines of “the blood bank would love to have you” or even “I could find your veins blindfolded”

Cheezwhiz. It’s cheese but not cheese in all the wrong but oh so right ways.

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

Geocaching. I used to do it all the time, and need to start back up.

If you don’t know, it’s basicly a gps based treasure hunt. Some hunts are one and done, and others are multistage riddles to solve.

Boss was arrested for ordering expensive toner cartridges for “store use” and reselling them. He had racked up around 80k and a felony charge.

Also, the absolute horrors that occurred in another job’s bathroom were biblical.

True, but still a very active game.

Every time my Boston wants to sleep, which is all the time, she has to wrap herself like a burrito in any blanket laying around.

I’m a guy, but the top brands for awhile now are On Cloud, Hoka and cross. I found OC fit my feet better overall, but definitely try those 2 out.

Woah, he was really shakey. Hope he’s good.

I’ll have you know, I did the impossible and propagated a pathos ivy as well.

Fleece you? You act like we over here in a shady alley forcing you to buy shit.

I guess I’m not special enough, Nicole doesn’t want to talk to me.